we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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