i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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