My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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