i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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