For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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