I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
