Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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