I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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