your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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