Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Do vagina's smell?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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