She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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