I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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