Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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