I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize