if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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