question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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