So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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