idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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