I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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