Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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