Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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