She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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