That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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