It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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