my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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