His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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