We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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