When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I came so hard my ears popped.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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