Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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