this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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