It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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