there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
is it fun? or sober?
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