absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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