I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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