Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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