I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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