Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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