He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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