I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
ok first of all what the fuck
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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