Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
