i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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