How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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