Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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