Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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