you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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