i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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