This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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