The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
