That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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