Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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