Christians are straight up FREAKS
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I wish you could order shots online.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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