Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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